Blue's mindfuck cave

Aug 22

sexwithmisha:

nyehs:

HOw old are u?? tWELVE??? THIRTHEEEN???? FOURTEEN???? CGET OF TUMBLER U TEENAGE SCuM TUmBLR IS ADULTZ ON>LY CANT uTELL THERE!! !PORNRN IMAgE S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! PORN@!!!!!! (SC$REAMING) GO BACK 2 FACERBoOK ANd POST ABOUT MIDdLESCHOOL YOURe NOT Mature ENOUGH FOR TUMBLER.COM!!! TUMBELR IS FOR 90S KIDS ONLY GET OFFF

someone make an audio of this

Aug 22

skypestripper:

u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones

Aug 22

bakaa-usagii:

as-seen-on-disney:

elphabaoftheopera:

I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them. 

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I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.

Mormon’s Inc.

Aug 22
Aug 22

Cake Boss inspired things to say during sex:

tobiscuits:

  • We’re gonna dirty ice it
  • EEEeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy
  • This is my brother in law, Joey
  • I don’t think it’s going to fit through the door
  • What a great reaction
Aug 22

alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

Aug 22

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

Aug 22

No niin ilmeisesti on.

No niin ilmeisesti on.

Aug 22

The Shurara Corps

Aug 22

vegardsnipples:

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buzzfeed apparently only just realised that there are languages other than english

Aug 22

fandoms-are-my-trigger:

Thinkin bout your OTP like

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Aug 22
Aug 22

dragonitedelight:

This is the best Sonic game and you can’t tell me different

Aug 22

korylou:

thefrustratedxerneas:

blingeed:

citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner
  • ball gowns

•battle armor

Nothing

Aug 22
  • Gandalf: *steals your special horse*
  • Gandalf: *steals your ancient sword*
  • Gandalf: *steals your respectable neighbors*
  • Gandalf: *steals your title as head of the Order*
  • Gandalf: *steals your Eagles*
  • Gandalf: *steals your palantir*